你的鸡巴配得上像我这样的性感女孩 - Hope Howell

Come on, let's get away from those stupid people at the party and go make our own party somewhere. Ah, here is a quiet room just for us. Sit down and relax for me. You are my best girlfriends boyfriend but we don't have to talk about that right now, besides, she is being a total bitch today and you deserve better attention. I've had a crush on you even before you and her started dating, did you know that?